Music Reviews

Artist: 386DX (@)
Title: The Best of...
Format: CD
Label: Staalplaat (@)
Distributor: Staalplaat (NL), Soleilmoon (US), Demos (It), These Records (UK), Target (De) and more...
Assembled with a 40Mhz 386DX CPU with 8Mb of Ram and 40Mb of HD on a Win 3.1 system, the Creative TextAssist text-to-speech software and Voyetra MIDI FM synthesis, this "Best Of..." is really challenging times and technology with an ironic approach!!! They self-appoint themselves a cyberpunk rock band because they play these world famous tunes with this super-crappy totally-synth & MIDI-only sounds, awful sounding dirt-cheap drum sounds and vocals that have never been "sung" by anybody but just "typed"! Can you believe it? The computer would then use the text-to-speech function to "read" it and the MIDI functions to make the read text actually go with the melody. Basically what you hear is a computer singing (that's a new one!!! ;-) MIDI songs programmed by Alexei Shulgin between 1998 and 1999. If these hits don't sound any better than the cheap pre-GM MIDI disks you can buy or download from the net, the fact that a computer is actually singing them makes is so special that the guy even played them at over 40 concerts in Europe and US and as a performing street artist! If you ever wondered whether computer will take over when AI won't be just a movie anymore, then this is the proof that it will happen, cause a 386DX machine is already fucking singing tunes such as "California Dreaming", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Should I Stay or Should I Go", "House of the Rising Sun", "Rock'n'Roll", "Light My Fire", "Anarchy in the UK", "Don't Cry", "My Generation", "Purple Haze", "Imagine", "Smells like teen Spirit", "I shot the Sherrif", "Satisfaction", "Layla"!!!! This "thing" is as much awful crap as it is awesome genius! This is the beginning of the end, but yet it is sooo damn amusing!!! ;-))
PS If you have a Creative sound card you can boot your computer with this CD and use the included software to actually reconstruct this record and play more songs not included in this CD! Have fun!

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