Feb 102015
 

BLACKEST EVER BLACK PRESENTS:
EXPLORING JEZEBEL
ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO LONDON
OUT 3/16/15
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On A Business Trip To London is an album of curious electronics and sissy dance conceived under the shadow of Big Ben by Vivid Extreme.

Initial research carried out at Ibis City Hotel, London; purple nail polish applied in Berlin and New York City. The result is the perfect and perhaps overdue meeting of emasculated P.E, limp-wristed ornamental industrial, sickly minimal synth and cheap suntanned trollop techno. What’s more, its tinny rhythmic ringtone cycles of humiliation and debasement evince an unlikely humanity: there is yearning behind the red ballgag and loud make-up cake; Duck’s piggy eyes betray an implacable melancholy.

Indeed, despite the sexually explicit nature of its content, On A Business Trip To London is a highly accessible and often disarmingly pretty work which will appeal to the belissima ballerina in all working men. Required listening for all who admire those qualities most fascinating in a woman: allure, magnetism, power and dominance.

Exploring Jezebel has been active since 2008’s Locking Up The Husband’s Penis Is Not Slavery, But Rather The Greatest Act Of Kindness Given To A Man and Attending UCLA Lecture On Forced Feminization, and notable releases since include the 12-hour, 8-cassette set Penis Torture Chamber(2010) and 2014’s Performs For Her And Her Bulls (all Hospital Productions). On A Business Trip To London is Exploring Jezebel’s first vinyl offering, and is presented in a full colour gatefold sleeve with two printed inserts; the album will also be issued on CD and digital formats. All three editions are available to pre-order now.

This release is for ADULTS ONLY. It contains uncensored sexually explicit material unsuitable for minors. You must be at least 18 to purchase this item. Access and/or ownership may be prohibited in certain states/countries.  

Exploring Jezebel
On A Business Trip To London
Blackest Ever Black

4/16/15

1. Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house. (1:04)
2. I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake (1:50)
3. Only Carla (5:03)
4. She is pretty strange, the way she dresses, that punky hair. God knows what she gets up to. (0:14)
5. Jack The Dammed (2:26)
6. Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable. (3:45)
7. Duck shall not have the audacity to request release himself. Duck shall not gripe or complain about the duration of his confinement, the length of which will be solely determined by mistress. (1:02)
8. He might be able to earn a meal of slop if he does dangerous work (for instance: crash test dummy). THUNDERSKINS (0:52)
9. To compensate, while the average lifespan of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years. (1:03)
10. When Thanksgiving approaches, I’m usually in my third week without release. (2:27)
11. My breasts were pierced, so red ball ornaments were placed through each nipple. Additionally, each ear was pierced, so a red ball ornament was placed in each earring hole. My nipples were protruding through a hole for each in the silk red top of the ensemble. It had red and green fur around it, and I was tied from head to toe with beautiful tinsel garland. Bows were placed all over my body, and a giant bow was placed in my femininely prepared hair. Of course, I had bright Christmas-type make-up on and the bright red ball gag ornament in my mouth. And don’t forget the jingle bells, which were sewed all over my outfit. This was a sort of security system to keep me still and in position. Don’t forget the lights either, which were very, very hot against my skin – she used outdoor lights, which were sheer torture. (8:36) (CD/DIGITAL ONLY)
12. Thunderskins London Dungeon x 5 (1:11)
13. The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS (5:34)
14. Drugs. Alan, I don’t believe it but somebody saw her shooting up in the restroom. (1:08)
15. Only Tease (5:03)
16. Tennis has always been my life since I was a small boy in Mexico City. My father was the head gardener at an estate owned by a very important man and he used to take me with him so I could hit the balls on the court. (0:22)
17. Wild Spectrum (3:10)
18. Credits (2:56)